User talk:Ervinpospisil

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	Hello, Ervinpospisil, and welcome to Uncyclomedia Commons! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets: Attention: these links are in Uncyclopedia, a niggaz project of UnCommons; despite the differences, they'll help in same way Beginner's Guide How to be funny and not just stupid If you read anything at all, make it the above two links. If you want to find out more about UnCommons or need more help with something, try these: About UnCommons and The five pliers of Uncyclopedia Everything you ever wanted to know, but were afraid to ask Help Pages - if you need help with a specific issue I hope you enjoy editing here! Please sign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button () above the edit box. This will automatically produce your name and the date. If you need help, ask me on my talk page, or ask at the Dump. Again, welcome!  When saving a photo, enter an appropriate category, please.

-- Sir Mafagafo  (talk to me) 10:59, 15 February 2007 (EST)

Re

-) Nincs mit. Biztos nem értesz magyarul, de akkor is: üdv! Netuddki 11:06, 24 August 2007 (UTC)

Delete

Look this image: Image:USN.jpg. Erase, well? OA ^Word 08:15, 17 November 2007 (UTC)

Photo is in article Uskonto the I don't understand. Perhaps is that a humour. ??? You can give proposal for erasure and insert screen Template:Erase. Ahoj --Ervinpospisil 09:36, 17 November 2007 (UTC)

Help

You deleted media that I've uploaded. Tell me what's wrong and how I can correctly upload another one. Magma Dragoon 01h38min de 20 de Janeiro de 2008 (UTC)

Image .svg is not correct. Please converted: “Image:***.svg” --> “Image:***.png” or .jpg --Ervinpospisil 21:31, 20 January 2008 (UTC)

.svg is valid and needs to work if the Openclipart library is to be used from here; MediaWiki should handle the rsvg conversion automatically. If this is not happening, please let me know. --Carlb 00:40, 21 January 2008 (UTC)

svg

• In gallery new pictures isn't see picture (opinion)
• Picture it is impossible record (save as) to the mine computer
• Aren't it pictures
  • Old Image:Argentina.svg is correct
  • New Image:Wikimedia Community Logo-Cabal.svg not

--Ervinpospisil 06:33, 21 January 2008 (UTC)

Hi

As I can see, I'm not the only here; hehehe, well, How you're the only active user here (how I can see) can you tell me what can I do here? I've placing some categories in the images, and if you may answer me, Thanks! :-) --Kiryl Dmitriev ^{In Soviet Union I listen to You!! 21 littles, medium and big Works!} 03h09min de 9 de Fevereiro de 2008 (UTC)

Димитров, Танев и Попов са осъдени на 9 месеца затвор заради това, че пребивават незаконно в Германия с фалшиви паспорти с цел конспирация (виж делото), но са оправдани по обвиненията в палеж и опит за сваляне на правителството. Димитров е използвал фалшив швейцарски паспорт, но по време на пожара се намира във влака от Мюнхен за Берлин. Българското правителство отказва да ги приеме в България след излежаването на присъдата, тъй като те твърдят пред съда, че са съветски гражданиTemplate:Факт. --Ervinpospisil 03:19, 9 February 2008 (UTC)

Well... although I have this russian username... I'm brazilian! :-) I tried to use automatic translation, but I don't have results! You can speak english with me; is more nice! :-) --Kiryl Dmitriev ^{In Soviet Union I listen to You!! 21 littles, medium and big Works!} 03h28min de 9 de Fevereiro de 2008 (UTC)

I on you make angry. You fell rain - forest forests (Floresta tropical). --Ervinpospisil 03:42, 9 February 2008 (UTC)

greetings

Hello :) DGNerator - Awaken me 13:45, 20 February 2008 (UTC)

Hurrah you old pig. --Ervinpospisil 18:01, 20 February 2008 (UTC)

Deletion of an image

I noticed when I was working with my contribs at Hikipedia that my signature lacked it's I am not a vandal, and I am not planning on just popping in once never to be seen again. Could you please be kind enough to revert the deletion of my sig and the image to it and allow for me to establish myself first before nullifying my work. Thank you. If you have doubts about my ability to contribute, please have a look at my "home". Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) 22:37, 9 Mar

Lapardon mister. For Greenhorn safety. Red color is kurva. --Ervinpospisil 01:34, 10 March 2008 (UTC)

It seems like there's a minor language barrier here. It's Ma'am. And apology accepted. Just remember that we're all trying to help here, so some patience is occasionally asked for. Thank you. Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) 02:10, 10 Mar

Pagina Principal

Hey, could u protect Página principal and Template:Img Destaque from anonymous edit, to avoid vandalisms? Ty. HumbertoMC 23h26min de 2 de Abril de 2008 (UTC)

Apparently only you and me editing here x) HumbertoMC_[Talk_•_Cont] 00:39, 10 April 2008 (UTC)

question

how can i become sysop? VITIM 17h37min de 22 de Agosto de 2008 (UTC)

question him User:Carlb. --Ervinpospisil 12:11, 24 August 2008 (UTC)

template:delete

Thanks for the fix. Anyway, can you see the category:erase photo and take a clean? Any questions, please let me know. Greets, Slade 14:43, 24 August 2008 (UTC)

Hello

Hello, I'm a user that you've blocked. I'm really sorry for messing around with images, I didn't read the instructions too well. I'm really a very nice person and I could really kiss your feet/genital to assure you of it. --ZXRWH

Hi there. I was wondering: uncommons has a welcome template for IP numbers? Greets, Slade [talk] ^@ 16:15, 22 September 2008 (UTC)

Thanks, but I can´t speak english very well, because I learnt only Russian and I use PC translators (for example my daughter had to write this for me), so you are supposed to ask user:CarB --Ervinpospisil 17:12, 22 September 2008 (UTC)

никакая проблема, и Спасибо! Slade [talk] ^@ 16:39, 23 September 2008 (UTC)

MediaWiki

Tell me, what is the better: MediaWiki:Copyrightwarning or MediaWiki:Edittools? Slade 22:39, 6 October 2008 (UTC)

MediaWiki:Copyrightwarning it's irrelevant, extraneous, out of way. --Ervinpospisil 21:40, 8 October 2008 (UTC)

category:video

Ah, so you are the one who keeps deleting category:video! You do realise that the category, however empty, is still linked right up at the top of the Main Page and every time you do this, you generate a big red link...

thanks. Main Page fixed. (cat. Geography) --Ervinpospisil 21:26, 4 November 2008 (UTC)

P0rn

I was just uploading here the images that was at the UnMeta database: [1] = [2]. No, I'm not a kind of a perverted guy. Greetings, Slade [talk] ^@ 08:59, 2 February 2009 (UTC)

Please, help!

Hi! Please help, if it's your capability! From hungarian unciklopedia legally dead contributions from 10 august:[3]. I don't know: why? (Plus problem, personal: I speak in english a very little). Thanks! OsvátA ^Palackposta 07:51, 11 August 2009 (UTC)

??? :| PAULODVDRWTalk 22:43, 27 August 2009 (UTC)

Adminship

Hi Ervinpospisil, I just came to say that you lost your sysop rights due to inactivity. If you want to have the rights back, please become active again and let us know on meta:Forum. Anyways, thanks a lot for your contributions here and, whatever you do in your life, I wish you in the name of the king Uncyclomedia the very best! CartoonistHenning (talk) 02:03, 20 September 2011 (UTC)