Category:Polar Empires

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The Arctic Empire vs The Antarctic Empire, constantly at war, deep inside Hollow Earth. The above chess scene shows the war at the moment. Whites are Antarctic, Blacks are Arctic. Shown by courtesy of of Karlsruher SC inc.

"The rigid Antarctic Empire graphitize 55 of our men every minute! Bob Saget, a toaster and Generals are our only hopes. Oh ASSCRACK, there goes General Bob Saget! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Ocuddly toy Bear. He is almost as rigid as Bob Saget, you know. Rubbish. All rigid." ~ Santa Claus

"The rigid Arctic Empire graphitize 55 of our men every minute! Bob Saget, a toaster and Generals are our only hopes. Oh ASSCRACK, there goes General Bob Saget! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Ecuddly toy Penguin. He is almost as rigid as Bob Saget, you know. Rubbish. All rigid." ~ Saddam Claus

"Those leaders. So rigid. So rigid. Why must the lubricants they are have such a rigid war? It's so rigid, they appear to have lost their lubricants! I think they should put their lubricants back on and go back to their home country." ~ Bob Saget, inter-polar peace protester, who also vomits for Karlsruher SC.

[edit] Prophecies of the Day, by Karlsruher SC

A woman cries before the wedding; a man after. "Yes - definitely."

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

A woman cries before the wedding; a man after. "My sources say no."

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

A woman cries before the wedding; a man after. "Concentrate and ask again."

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?